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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
anunexpectedfanboy

Things on my grandpa’s dirt road farm that was actually pretty creepy in hindsight

divinesmite

There was always a specific spot where anything mechanical would shut down. Cars would stall and a four wheeler would cut off

A graveyard that didn’t belong to our family sat beside the home. We don’t know the names on the gravestones

There was a skeleton in the forest. We don’t know who passed there

A home at the beginning of the road burned down but the chimney remained. I swear we could see smoke coming from it sometimes

There were figures in the wheat fields sometimes but they were too far away to see. Grandpa said they were neighbors and we should never talk to them

My great grandmas house sits next to my grandpa’s, abandoned, and we were told to never go in there

Sometimes at night when I couldn’t sleep, I could hear the sound of clacking coming down the road

hauntedcephalopod

Grandpa’s Farm Gothic

genuine-blogging

This is just American Gothic

Source: divinesmite
bardiclore
mtndewbajablast

do kids these days know abt numa numa

mtndewbajablast

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

cryptidclub

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

constable-connor

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

fangirltothefullest

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

laulink

Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title

paganinpurple

Every freaking one and hate it

god-of-sporks

ALL OF THEM

hallelujahmomentz

I hate crazy frog so much he used to appear in my nightmares

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ladywithpurplehair
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rockytop-conservatarian
devils-in-the-discourse

Radfems: why are men so obsessed with genitals? It’s gross and pervy!

Radfems: Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina va…

lesbianmouse

vagina art is literally legally persecuted all around the world, female genital mutilation is legal and celebrated in many cultures, menstruation stigma is in full swing, and female reproductive health is hugely regulated by men who are obsessed with genitals in the way that’s actually doing harm.

radfems (and any woman) reclaiming, celebrating, and taking ownership of their bodies will never be the same as men drawing dicks on everything and making endless memes about ‘loose’ ‘disgusting’ pussy. i see you still have no sense of nuance and are just dying for that sweet male approval but you need to learn how these things are not the same. i hope you understand the definition of context someday :)

hominishostilis

Dumbass radfem proves OP right and then reveals how misogynistic she is towards women who don’t toe the line - more at 11

rockytop-conservatarian

“vagina art is literally legally persecuted all around the world, female genital mutilation is legal and celebrated in many cultures”

Not in the west. You know, that culture y'all hate so much.

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rockytop-conservatarian
beavis-hates-your-kink

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

tripwithmeee

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

beavis-hates-your-kink

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

afronerdism

Ddlg is a pox on humanity

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rockytop-conservatarian
libertarirynn

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Can y’all leave Chris the fuck alone? I seriously cannot imagine being so pressed at something so innocuous. Also someone saying “have a blessed day” makes them a freak? You must be literally the worst person to be around at all times.

cisnowflake

I’m not even religious but this is just annoying. Hollywood is full of moralizing zealots but one dude happens to quietly hold some beliefs that differ from the pack and everyone shits themselves.

Source: libertarirynn
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despazito

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

despazito

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

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dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

comickit

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Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

talkingsoup

we shit on the british for their food all the time but us americans got up to some wild fuckery once upon a time

proto-homo

*white Americans. This is what happened when they stopped having black “cooks”

flexico-burress

Charlie starter menu

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@brattylikestoeat

brattylikestoeat

Why was they putting everything in jello wth

noneofchar

I know the answer to that!!!! So gelatin was originally a super complicated process that took days of boiling bones and cartilage followed by even more time getting everything to set. Because of this, it was reserved for the super wealthy or special occasions. But the inventor of Jello found a way to do it all in a factory and sell it on convenient little packages.

Because of their very sucessful marketing team and various contests, people began putting everything in jello. Not only did they consider it pretty, but you could take things that were about to spoil, put them in jello, and they’d last longer (like the “perfect salad”).

Food history in the 50’s and 60’s in general is really interesting because they suddenly had access to all this new technology and they had no idea what to do with it. So they experimented like crazy and not everything worked, but it was a time with no rules.

Source: despazito